In case you missed the post, take a look at just the caption below. 1,000 words are worth a photo.
Clear as day. Clear as my piss when I’m pounding water trying to flush out my system before a drug test.
Let me shepherd you through this.
First, what an unusual word he uses in the second sentence. See it? Humbled. HHHumbled. How odd. Then, just after that, in the same sentence he misses a perfect chance to make his post more concise. How unlike Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. to say “you have” instead of you’ve. The Tom I know doesn’t make these mistakes. Maybe he was trying to tell us some by writing out you hAve. Then immediately in the third sentence…”Running”. Why capitalize Running there? What on earth is he trying to tell us? Look down a little further. Tom writes “blessed to find a career I love”. Pretty quick to pull out the L word don’t you think? Must have some really strong feelings to say loVe, unless the L word is just a fill in to fit his greater message. Read on further my young padawan. Tom Terrific starts a sentence with “And”. Sloppy? No, calculated. Now look at the way he capitalizes every letter in team. Another clue? Nope. Oh Tom you tricky little minx, what a classic red herring. Hmm, “football, failure”, we call that alliteration in this business. Don’t be fooled though, take a closer look. There it is, “failuRe”. Now Keep reading, “You don’t always win”. Oh really Tom? You actually do always win. Why lie and write Don’t? Do you see the message yet? Now this final clue will blow your mind. Teddy Roosevelt, an innocent addition right? Wrong, dead wrong. What is Teddy Roosevelt famous for? He’s famous for being a student at Harvard.
H-A-R-V-A-R-D.
Plain as day, Tom spelled it out for us. Only a fool could miss it.
He’s going to be coaching the Harvard football team.
Case closed. (Calmly puts sunglasses on, turns up “Who Are You”)
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