Top Twenty-Six Ways To Decide Which Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Gets To Call Plays.

The title seems pretty self explanatory. Who gets to call the plays, Andre or Adam? Let’s see how we can figure this out.

1. A game of Madden where each coach can only control the defense. Difficulty = All Madden. Best defensive performance gets to call plays.
2. A simple push-up contest, except the other coach sits on your back.
3. A hot dog eating contest. Soak the buns and open your gullets.
4. A strongman competition. Bring on the creatine and NO-Explode.
5. A 3 point contest, but with bowling balls.
6. Last one to remove their hand from the playbook wins. Strap on a piss bag.
7. A game of horseshoes AND hand grenades. Rules? TBD. Finally, close counts.
8. A Greco-Roman wrestling match. The true test of masculinity.
9. An old fashioned duel. Winner? Doesn’t die.
10. A drinking contest. Rumple Minze shots only, first one to puke or pass out loses.
11. Bat fight. A gentleman’s game, just two men connecting with their wood. (if you know you know)
12. A sack race across the football field and back. Should be wildly entertaining.
13. A punt, pass, and kick competition. Try to beat Andy Reid, I dare you.
14. First one to pull off a single cock push-up.
15. Whoever can donate the most blood without fainting.
16. Whoever can stare at the sun the longest
17. Whoever can eat the most spiderwebs. Never going to beat Woodhouse.
18. A bull riding competition. Doesn’t matter how, you just have to stay on the longest.
19. A sword fight. Cocks or katanas, up to them.
20. First one to get struck by lightening and survive. If he dies, he dies.
21. Old school bare knuckle boxing with your dominant hand tied behind your back.
22. A kickboxing match, but you can’t use your hands.
23. Whoever can eat the most mayonnaise in 20 minutes.
24. First one to drop a deuce on Lambeau Field.
25. Whoever can TP Soldier Field the best.
26. Whoever can get the most rats into Ford Field.