Aaron Rodgers filmed an X rated movie in US Bank Stadium today

Not only did he film an X rated movie, but he also very likely committed a federal crime as he crossed state lines to do it. If you’re a Packer fan, you probably think you’ve just witnessed football porn. An aggressive Dom/Sub type of porn that was so hot you couldn’t stop watching but wasContinue reading “Aaron Rodgers filmed an X rated movie in US Bank Stadium today”

Unbiased Vikings vs. Packers Preview

Vikings by a billion. Minnesota may lose the “porn star mustache” competition to the Packers. They may lose the “sexiest head coach” competition to the Packers. They may lose the “who’s quarterback can love their family least” competition. They may lose the “worst attempt at beer chugging” competition. They may lose the “ugliest uniforms” competition.Continue reading “Unbiased Vikings vs. Packers Preview”

One does not simply get traded for a 7th round pick by passing physicals

This is classic a classic “you get what you pay for scenario.” You don’t trade a rusted out Ford Pinto and expect a working Ford Mustang in return. No, you trade a rust out Pinto and in return you get a 6 foot, 308 lb StarKist tuna can shaped, chode of man who runs aContinue reading “One does not simply get traded for a 7th round pick by passing physicals”

Dear John Is An Abomination Of A Movie

I don’t hate romantic movies. I’ve watched a few in my day and they’re mostly fine. The Notebook? An excellent film. A Star is Born? Great. The Titanic? A classic. But honestly Dear John is big pile horse shit. Yea, that looks about right. I watched Dear John for the first time a few daysContinue reading “Dear John Is An Abomination Of A Movie”

Stefon Diggs Defending Sam Bradford Is A Wild Move.

What a fucking tweet. So Diggs didn’t want to play with Kirk Cousins in Minnesota because apparently he’s not good enough to throw to a Walmart brand No. 1 wide receiver, but somehow Diggs thinks Sammy Buckets is “pretty damn good”? And don’t forget, he’s “pretty damn good” “when healthy” which was mostly never. Let’sContinue reading “Stefon Diggs Defending Sam Bradford Is A Wild Move.”

My beef with Michael Thomas is officially on hold

That’s right. My long running feud with Michael Thomas is now on hold, just like everything else in the world. This feud started years ago, when I chirped him from one of my old Twitter accounts and he actually chirped back, which I respected. I don’t even remember what I tweeted at him anymore, butContinue reading “My beef with Michael Thomas is officially on hold”

If Minnesota Only Drafts Cornerbacks And Offensive Linemen, I’ll Be Happy.

Most people would consider a team drafting only two positions a bad draft strategy. ESPN would certainly give that team a big fat “F” on their draft report card, but if the Vikings did this, I wouldn’t hate it. I’d call it a bold draft strategy. I realize their are some other areas of need,Continue reading “If Minnesota Only Drafts Cornerbacks And Offensive Linemen, I’ll Be Happy.”

Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome

Over the course of my life I have developed a variety of strong opinions and hot takes. These range from Oreos being a below average cookie without milk, to Tom Brady currently being the most overrated player in the NFL. One of my absolute hottest takes is that NFL football should be played in aContinue reading “Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome”

Minnesota Vikings 1st Round Pick: Michael Turk

A punter threw up 25 reps on the bench press!? Are you kidding me? FYI: no tight end or wide receiver beat that. This dude just sauntered into the NFL combine ready to punt the football around for a little while, and then decided to shit on two of the most talented position groups. TheyContinue reading “Minnesota Vikings 1st Round Pick: Michael Turk”

The Ultimate Rick Spielman Mock Draft

This is the draft Rick Spielman will have wet dreams about. Round 1 pick: Trade it for a 2020 second round pick and a 2021 first round pick. Round 2 first pick: Trade if for a 2020 third and a 2020 fourth. Round 2 second pick: Trade it for a a 2020 second and aContinue reading “The Ultimate Rick Spielman Mock Draft”

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