- 0 cases of the corona virus have been reported in Minnesota.
- Stefon Diggs seems to love it here!
- It’s close to Canada, in case you like international travel.
- You’ll be able to learn from our very own, Xavier Rhodes! Unless he gets cut of course (please cut him). He was once very good.
- Minneapolis Sculpture Garden is the largest urban sculpture garden in the country. That’s pretty cool Chris. That’s pretty damn cool.
- Minnesota was ranked as the safest state in America according to a 2019 WalletHub report.
- Minnesota does not tax the sale of clothing and footwear. That’s awesome for a stylish guy like you.
- Minnesota has more shoreline than California. Chris do you enjoy the beach? Of course you do, everyone does. Bring your winter jacket and wool blanket.
- Purple can be a slimming color. Not that you need it! But it’s good to know you can put on a few pounds without it showing.
- According to a 2019 Business Insider, Minnesota had the 38th lowest state income tax rates. You could do worse.
- Lutefisk is popular with many Minnesotans. You might like it…
- Minnesota state parks occupy more than 200 thousand hectares. I’ve heard you like camping and hiking.
- Minnesota is one of the strongest states for education. Great place for kids!
- Minnesota is an important milk producing state. Milk makes strong bones. Chris you play a dangerous sport. You’ll need our creamy, sweet, white nectar.
- Great opportunities for hunting and fishing. Perfect for an avid outdoors man such as yourself.
- Cold weather can boost your brain and strengthen your heart!
- Mall of America, heard of it?
- Spam comes from Minnesota. Again, you might like it…
- Minnesota is centrally located, making travel to either coast or to the South quicker. I don’t know about you, but I hate long flights.
- The Mayo Clinic, a word class medical center, is in Minnesota. Hopefully you won’t need it, but it’s good to have around.
Honest b.s. from a diehard fan
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