Drew Brees Is Returning Just So He Can Try To Beat The Minnesota Vikings.

I guess he wants to “make another run at it.” Laughable. Drew just wants another shot at the Saints Stoppers. Well, come and get it little man.

Drew should have retired. There is still time, and I honestly hope he reconsiders.

On the off chance his sorry ass get back into the playoffs, he will be punched in the throat, again, by the Minnesota Vikings. I (Mens Wearhouse style) guarantee it. He can’t beat us. Impossible.

You’re not going to beat us by noodle arming 8 yard slants to Michael Thomas. By next year it’ll probably be 7 yard slants you old man. It didn’t work last season, it didn’t work in 2018, it wont work next season. What’s going to break first Drew? (Bane voice) Your spirit, or your body? How many times can you handle getting knocked out of the playoffs by the Vikings before you finally crack? Do you wake up in cold sweats after dreaming about us? Does Diggs haunt your dreams? Do you see Hunter every time you close your eye?

It’s time to call it a career, before Minnesota breaks you even further.

“Another run at it.” At what Drew!? At what!? You’re not running anywhere. Run home Drew. Run home and run home fast. You don’t want this smoke.

Skol

Published by G Spot Sneakers

Follow me on twitter ( @ZimNeedsANewOC ) to interact, get the latest blogs, and hear my thoughts on the Vikings and everything sports related. Currently trying to lure free agents with tweets. Teddy Bridgewater stan. Love me a good GIF. Refuses to take anything seriously.

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