- FedEx for Denny Hamlin (proven winner)
- Huston Roughnecks for P.J. Walker (cheap replacement QB?)
- DC Defenders for Cardale Jones (cheap replacement QB??)
- New York Mets for Tim Tebow (our very own Taysom Hill)
- Cleveland Cavaliers for Kevin Love (he for sure wants out, could play in a few spots)
- Beijing Ducks for Jeremy Lin and Xiaochuan Zhai (averaging 16 and 6, plus he’s 6’7″)
- Maccabi Tel Aviv for Amar’e Stoudemire (he’s still got some left in the tank)
- Colorado Rockies for Nolan Arenado (they’re going to move him before he opts out)
- Green Bay Packers for some sharp white cheddar (delicious)
- The Walsh family for Blair Walsh (just so we can fire his ass agian)
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