Packers Gearing Up For Another Season By Paying A Kicker $13 Million

Signing a 35 year old kicker to a three year deal worth $13 million? Couldn’t be me.

The Packers should be trying to design their roster to take some of the load off of their aging, slightly washed quarterback. Instead they decided to pay a kicker. Talk about on brand for a team that drafted a punter in the 5th round. Look out world, Green Bay is going to punt, pass, and kick their way to a disappointing playoff exit.

What the hell is going on in Green Bay? Who runs this team, an ex-kicker or an ex-punter? Spend that cash on a wide receiver or three so you don’t have to keep flanking Davante Adams with two AAF caliber pass catchers.

If Allen Lazard was still “salty” about not making it to the Super Bowl, (for some reason he expected them to get there) then this move should make him sweat NaCl because investing serious coin in a kicker ain’t getting you any closer.

What’s next? Are they going to draft a holder? Maybe draft an overweight, fat, out of shape running back. RUNning back. A back, whose job is to run. But make sure he’s extra chubby, because that should make his job easier.

Put down the Spotted Cow and beer cheese Green Bay, you’re drunk.

Third highest paid kicker in the league, cbm.

Skol.