So LeBron moved up to third on the all time NBA scoring list, passing Kobe. Snore. Give me a real story. Giving something more interesting, something enthralling. And while you’re at it, give me Kobe Bryant over LeBron all damn day. Yea I said it, and I believe it too. If I’m starting a franchise and could pick prime Kobe or Prime LeBron, I would think for about 6 seconds before I made my pick. 2 seconds would be spent on what I’m going to eat later (gyros, fight me), 1 second thinking about sex (I think about it for only as long as I last in bed), 2 seconds thinking about what could have been with the 2009 Vikings (Drew Brees wouldn’t have a Super Bowl if it weren’t for bounty gate), and finally I would take 1 second to think “I’d much rather have Kobe, pick him.” It’s that easy. If you watched them both play, and would still take LeBron over Kobe, you need an antipsychotic. That being said, I am a Lakers fan and a whore for championships, so lets bring one home to L.A. LeBron! Am I a hypocrite? Not for me to decide…or you.
Also, how do you get manhandled by the 76ers??
Now lets keep things moving along here, because we’ve got more to discuss.
Tiger Woods is golfing at Torrey Pines this week and currently sits 5 shots back of the lead (that statement should give you an erection). 5 may sound like a lot, especially when the leader, Jon Rahm, has been playing like a machine, but Tiger is Will Smith. If you haven’t seen I, Robot, Will Smith kicks some machine ass. Tiger was 4 under though the first 9 today, so 5 shots isn’t worrying me. Tiger isn’t even playing great golf. He’s showing some signs of rust (he hasn’t played since the Presidents Cup) and is still better than almost everyone in the field. When he finds his groove on Sunday, it’s all over. Rahm will choke this away when he sees the red and black John Connor (switched movies, keep up) stalking him on the leader broad and on the course.
Sorry Jon, but until you add an “h” into your name like a normal person, you’re not beating Eldrick.* Sundays are GOAT territory, and Tiger has you right where he wants you. Number 83, here we come.
*This statement was only meant as a shot at Jon Rahm. If you spell your name the same way but read my blogs and follow me then please no that I have no qualms about the spelling of your name.**
**Just kidding, spell your name like a normal human. You think the J in JFK stands for Jon? That’s not a presidents name. Maybe you could manage a failing strip club. It stands for John. Thank you for your support.
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