Rudy Gobert? More like Rudy Doneshare (The Coronavirus)

More like Rudy Nocare (about the coronavirus). Come the fuck on Rudy! Rudolph Gobert. You’re 7’1″! How the hell did you even get the coronavirus? At that height you should be breathing in nice fresh air with every breath, not the recycled, germ infested, fart air the rest of us 6 foot plebeians are swappingContinue reading “Rudy Gobert? More like Rudy Doneshare (The Coronavirus)”

Golden State Fans Had Their Prayers Answered Today

So if you haven’t heard, the Golden State Warriors will be playing at home in front of approximately zero fans. Essentially this will just be a Warriors game from the pre Steph Curry era. It looks like the Lord hath smiled down upon the city of San Francisco on this Wednesday the 11th, in theContinue reading “Golden State Fans Had Their Prayers Answered Today”

Draymond Green Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Same State As Charles Barkley

Draymond is a very good basketball player. In spurts, he’s been a great basketball player. He was an integral part of the championships he won, but he was third and fourth best player on those teams. Barkley “can’t sit at this table.” What a joke. Has Draymond never watched Charles Barkley play ball? The RoundContinue reading “Draymond Green Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Same State As Charles Barkley”

If Zion Develops A Three Ball That’s Money From The Locker Room And Hits Up A Pizza Ranch, He Could Be As Good As Snacks Lee

Snacks is a big boy, that’s no secret, but he’s a big boy with a jumper that is “straight cash homie” from the opposing teams showers, and that was a secret until March 2nd 2020. It was a secret until he hit the shot heard ’round the world. With a name like Snacks it’s onlyContinue reading “If Zion Develops A Three Ball That’s Money From The Locker Room And Hits Up A Pizza Ranch, He Could Be As Good As Snacks Lee”

How I Would Make The Dunk Contest Better

Trampolines. Have you ever watched Slam Ball? It is completely and utterly exhilarating. I don’t understand why it’s not the most watched sport in the world. It’s so fucking fun to watch. Go look it up on YouTube! But have a sock close by because you’re going to cum in your pants (no shame). IContinue reading “How I Would Make The Dunk Contest Better”

Nick Wright Is A Clown For This

Oh Nick, just when I thought your face couldn’t get any dumber your mouth uttered that statement. I know he’s in the business of saying dumb shit just to get a reaction out of people, it’s why most shows on FS1 and ESPN are unwatchable now (I’ve never watched First Things First), but hey, I’mContinue reading “Nick Wright Is A Clown For This”

I Guarantee That Whichever Team Wins The NBA All Star Game Will Not Realize It Right Away.

First off, I would like to congratulate the creator of the new All Star Game rules for uniting the internet. I would have thought that it would have been easier to unite Democrats and Republicans, or North Korea and South Korea, but here we are. Everyone on the world wide web is thoroughly confused aboutContinue reading “I Guarantee That Whichever Team Wins The NBA All Star Game Will Not Realize It Right Away.”

A Few Events I’ll Never Forget

Sunday was definitely a day that I’ll never forget. I was laying in bed scrolling through Twitter when I saw the TMZ article shared. Today that got me thinking, where was I for other events that I’ll never forget? So I compiled a short list. Note that not all of these are serious, these aren’tContinue reading “A Few Events I’ll Never Forget”

A Few Humble Thoughts And Memories About Kobe

I had no reason to be a Lakers fan. I’m not from Los Angeles, I’m not even from California. But watching Kobe play basketball was so damn fun. He put out an addicting product because every single night he not only wanted to win, he wanted to be the best player on the floor, andContinue reading “A Few Humble Thoughts And Memories About Kobe”

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