World War 3 has been a hot topic to start 2020. Personally, I’m convinced it’s going to happen, but not for the same reasons that the general public thinks. The public doesn’t know about the battle that has been waging right beneath their hairy ass noses. A true battle between good and evil. A battle of light and dark, of just and unjust.
World War 3 will not involve Iran, it won’t involve China, or Russia, or any country in the Middle East. World War 3 will start right here, on American soil, between me and the city of New Orleans. Consider this the shot heard around the world.
Yea I said it, and I took some heat for it too. I took heat from delusional fans who can’t admit that their team had to purposely injure Brett Favre to win, but I stood my ground. I stared evil in the face, took evils shots, and returned my own. I don’t regret what I said, not one bit.
I also I this.
And this.
I will not stand ideally by while while Reggie Bush “forgets” that the Saints had to cheat to beat the Vikings. I will not be silent while Michael Thomas commits grand larceny against Christian McCaffrey. I will rise up and fight. I am not the hero Minnesota deserves, but I am the hero Minnesota needs.
Saints fans are excellent at deflecting and pretending Bounty Gate never happened, and they’re masters of ignoring the blatant fact that McCaffrey had a superior season to Michael Thomas. They’re a tricky opponent. They’re crafty, shifty, shrewd, conniving, contriving, elusive, and fraudulent. Of course they are. They learned from the best.
These two conspired to ruin careers with devastating injuries just to win a ball game. They shouldn’t be allowed on a football field again. Reggie Bush shouldn’t have a favorite Super Bowl because his team didn’t belong in one, and I will not hesitate to remind anyone and everyone of that fact. The Saints couldn’t beat Minnesota straight up so they had to cripple Favre. Disgusting. There is no place for that in this game that we love.
So I have justice on my side. I fight for all that is good. I’m ready to go to war if war is what it takes. I will not stand for ignorance and falsities. I will not stand for revisionist history.
“The golden eye of justice sees, and requites the unjust man.” I can only hope that this is true. I am prepared to fight. I’m armed and well trained. I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment. I will walk through Bourbon Street, in the shadow of death, and I will fear no evil.
You had better put a bounty on me before I bring your empire of lies, cheating, and dishonesty to the ground. One man versus an entire city, yet I have never been more confident. I’ve risen from that shadows I once hid in. I stand on the front lines now, always lurking, waiting, watching, and preparing to attack. Even when you can’t see me, I’ll be there. Don’t fall asleep, I’ll haunt your 2010 Super Bowl dreams.
So with sword of truth in one hand, the shield of integrity in the other, and the bow and arrows of fuck you on my back, I start my march to Louisiana. My mission: conquer, destroy, dump your gumbo into the harbor, and most of all, bring home the Lombardi.
Who dat? I’m fucking dat.
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