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Cardale Jones Didn’t Come To The XFL To Play School

Cardale is absolutely slinging it out here. This dude is a grown ass MAN. He is a tank, a man among boys. I need more of him.

Thank god college isn’t trying to bring him down anymore. No more bullshit classes for you Cardale, the XFL is your university and the defense is your exam. In the class of football, you get an A for being fun to watch.

No need to play school anymore. Algebra? Fuck it. Chemistry? For nerd’s. Economics? Stupid. Social studies? No thanks. Biology? No need for it. Physics? It’s all fake.

Cardale is going to be living his best life dominating the XFL, and I’m going to love watching it.

Shit he just fumbled the ball and then took a brutal sack.

School’s out forever!

Published by G Spot Sneakers

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