Vikings by a billion.
Minnesota may lose the “porn star mustache” competition to the Packers. They may lose the “sexiest head coach” competition to the Packers. They may lose the “who’s quarterback can love their family least” competition. They may lose the “worst attempt at beer chugging” competition. They may lose the “ugliest uniforms” competition. They may lose the “QB with the most breakups” competition. They may lose the “greyest kicker” competition. They may lose the “smelliest fans” competition, or the “most overweight fans” competition. The Vikings might lose the “who can draft worst” competition. They might lose the “most broken collarbones” battle, or the “worst city” battle. Minnesota might even lose the “worst wide receiver depth” battle.
It’s very possible that the Minnesota Vikings get bested in every single one of these very real competitions by the Green Bay Packers, but you know what we won’t lose? This ballgame on Sunday. You’re going to like the final score Vikings fans, I guarantee it.
Unbiased prediction- Vikings: A Billion, Packers: <<<<<<<<<
