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20 Reasons Chris Harris Jr. Should Come And Play For The Minnesota Vikings

0 cases of the corona virus have been reported in Minnesota. Stefon Diggs seems to love it here! It’s close to Canada, in case you like international travel. You’ll be able to learn from our very own, Xavier Rhodes! Unless he gets cut of course (please cut him). He was once very good. Minneapolis SculptureContinue reading “20 Reasons Chris Harris Jr. Should Come And Play For The Minnesota Vikings”

Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings

Honestly I hate to do it. I love B-dubs. Their menu is outstanding, their wings are perfection, and I would drink their sauces with a straw. But for us suffering Viking fans, it may be time find a new place that has wings, beer, and sports. Why you ask? Because of this tweet. Sure itContinue reading “Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings”

Michael Thomas shows up during the playoffs, but on Twitter

Michael Thomas (New Orleans Saints wide receiver I believe) appears to be a tad salty with the Minnesota Vikings. Someone call Gordon Ramsay because Mike sprinkled a few too many grains of salt on his timeline. I mean damn, he hit with a 1/4 cup when all it asked for was a 1/4 tablespoon. ThereContinue reading “Michael Thomas shows up during the playoffs, but on Twitter”

Bring back the moon

Oh Randy Moss, you truly are the GOAT. No not that Randy Moss! There he is. Glorious. Dripping with so much talent and swagger it almost pulled his pants right off. That man went out and grabbed 4 for 70 yards with 2 touchdowns as a road underdog, including a 34 yard game sealing scoreContinue reading “Bring back the moon”

Minnesota Vikings, XFL champions?

6 decades in the NFL, and not much to show for it. Despite some incredible teams, players, and coaches, a Super Bowl victory has thus far eluded the franchise. It feels wrong even bringing it up. It’s not like any fan has forgotten this fact, especially if they’ve had the uh…pleasure, I guess, of comingContinue reading “Minnesota Vikings, XFL champions?”

So Chris Simms thinks the 49ers have the advantage at quarterback. Interesting.

So Chris Simms, noted prolific QB (12 career TD’s vs 18 career INT’s) believes that the San Francisco 49ers have the advantage over the Minnesota Vikings at the quarterback position. His main reasoning you ask? Because Jimmy G is unflappable. Now I’ve been racking my brain trying to remember when Jimmy really showed us justContinue reading “So Chris Simms thinks the 49ers have the advantage at quarterback. Interesting.”

96 Questions: Who is Your Vegas Dream Team?

If you’re a serious Vikings fan than this title needs no explanation. This is an older one that B Rob asked around the locker room back in the good old days when Xavier Rhodes was awesome, Captain Munnerlyn was solid, the defense was 2nd to none, and we had Alex Boone, who if nothing else,Continue reading “96 Questions: Who is Your Vegas Dream Team?”

On to San Francisco

New Orleans scared me. Seattle scares me. Green Bay makes me nervous. San Francisco? I’m not afraid (turns on Eminem). Does Jimmy G’s handsome ass scare me at quarterback? No. Does Kyle Shanahan’s slightly less handsome ass keep me up at night? Nope. The Vikings have to travel to California in the middle of aContinue reading “On to San Francisco”

Oh my god.

Wow! Did not see that coming. I was pessimistic about this game, and why wouldn’t I be. Minnesota has a nasty habit of not showing up for big games, and the Saints are always a tough win (feels physical pain after writing that). The Saints didn’t play the game I expected (credit to the Vikes),Continue reading “Oh my god.”

T minus 13 hours

I would rather watch Tom Brady and Bill Belichick win a 7th Super Bowl than watch the New Orleans Saints win another one. I despise the Saints (not you Teddy) just as much as I despise the Packers. JUST AS MUCH. I don’t care how likable Drew Brees supposedly is, watching him win physically painsContinue reading “T minus 13 hours”