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The Minnesota Vikings Are Now Hiring!

Offensive and Defensive Coordinators Company Overview: The Minnesota Vikings are located in Eagan, Minnesota at the state-of-the-art TCO Performance Center. The Vikings play football in the incredible U.S. Bank Stadium venue located in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Our facilities are the best in the NFL. The franchise has never won a Super Bowl and hasn’t been toContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Are Now Hiring!”

Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds

According to Amazon Web Services, Aaron Rodgers can defy physics. According to me, Amazon Web Services should stick to package delivery since my two day delivery always takes three days. I wouldn’t jump into science when you can’t handle the mail. Here is the video I’m referring to. Now they listed some fancy measurements andContinue reading “Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds”

Music To Be Murdered By: A glimpse inside the mind of a disturbed Lions fan

Three quick facts to give you a peek into the mind of G Spot Sneakers (you know, me, the author). First, I am a Teddy Bridgewater stan. Second, I absolutely love the Vikings. Third, I am an Eminem stan. Now enough about me. It makes me nauseous (okay just a little bit more about me)Continue reading “Music To Be Murdered By: A glimpse inside the mind of a disturbed Lions fan”

Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year

Will Larry Fitzgerald become the first NFL player granted permission to to use a golf cart on the field? Man I hope so. Fitzgerald has been playing in the NFL since 2004 and recently signed another deal to come back and play his 17th season with the Arizona Cardinals. 17 years in the NFL isContinue reading “Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year”

A Love Story

Theodore Edmond Bridgewater Jr. came into my life on May 8th 2014. Of course I had known about him before that, but I never gave him too much thought. He played at Louisville which was a school and conference I didn’t care much about and I never really figured he would end up on theContinue reading “A Love Story”

You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?

This blog is not an attempt to discredit Joe Burrow, or shit on what he has accomplished. I don’t think it’s even possible to do that. That dude was incredible this year and I would give the Cincinnati Bengals any 5 Minnesota Vikings they wanted to get Burrow. This blog is about a forgotten King.Continue reading “You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?”

Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings

Let me catch you up just in case you’re confused. Jeff Luhnow (Ex Astros GM) and AJ Hinch (Ex Astros Manager) were just suspended and correspondingly fired for their roles in a cheating scandal that helped the Huston Astros win the World Series in 2017. Now that you’re up to date, let me explain myContinue reading “Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings”

What football taught me this year

Football (NFL and College) has taught me one lesson this year and one lesson only. To get to the promise land, you only need mediocre quarterback play. Think about it. Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence are playing for a natty. They quarterback the two best teams in college football and yet their individual play leavesContinue reading “What football taught me this year”

That damn yellow line

Oh that pesky yellow line. That officially unofficial yellow line which we live and die by when the game is on the line for our favorite team. Someone needs to figure that shit out. It we can track and calculate information about kicks and golf balls flying through the air, in real time, like we’reContinue reading “That damn yellow line”

Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings

Honestly I hate to do it. I love B-dubs. Their menu is outstanding, their wings are perfection, and I would drink their sauces with a straw. But for us suffering Viking fans, it may be time find a new place that has wings, beer, and sports. Why you ask? Because of this tweet. Sure itContinue reading “Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings”