How I Would Make The Dunk Contest Better

Trampolines. Have you ever watched Slam Ball? It is completely and utterly exhilarating. I don’t understand why it’s not the most watched sport in the world. It’s so fucking fun to watch. Go look it up on YouTube! But have a sock close by because you’re going to cum in your pants (no shame). IContinue reading “How I Would Make The Dunk Contest Better”

Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds

According to Amazon Web Services, Aaron Rodgers can defy physics. According to me, Amazon Web Services should stick to package delivery since my two day delivery always takes three days. I wouldn’t jump into science when you can’t handle the mail. Here is the video I’m referring to. Now they listed some fancy measurements andContinue reading “Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds”

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