Mike Zimmer Needs To Lean How To Eat Ass Before Valentine’s Day

Rumor has it, Big Daddy Zim is dating this woman. Her name: Katarina Elizabeth Miketin. Her beauty: unquestioned. My dick: Almost as hard as when Tiger Woods won the Masters last year. Zim Dawg is 63 years old. Katarina Elizabeth Miketin is apparently 25 years younger. Let’s do some math. 63 – 25 = 38.Continue reading “Mike Zimmer Needs To Lean How To Eat Ass Before Valentine’s Day”

Vikings Fans Overreacting To Stefon Diggs’ Tweets

Fan Interpretation: Fuck the Vikings, they don’t deserve my loyalty. Bunch of shady ass rats bro, I want out. Kirk Cousins is ass. Minneapolis is a trash city. Trade me. Fan Interpretation: Hey Trevon, pick a team for me to go play for. I’m going to finish my Vikings season strong, but then I’m done.Continue reading “Vikings Fans Overreacting To Stefon Diggs’ Tweets”

My Love-Hate Relationship With This New Dom Capers Hiring.

This is kind of exactly what I wanted the Minnesota Vikings to do. It’s also not quite what I was hoping for. Dom Capers is very capable of bringing new insight and ideas to a defense which got a little stale last year. He’s been regarded as a defensive guru, which could be good forContinue reading “My Love-Hate Relationship With This New Dom Capers Hiring.”

Quick Thoughts On The XFL

In-game, sideline interview are electric. I need them in every sport, and that includes boxing, MMA, NASCAR, and hockey. They are so damn fun. Instant and authentic reactions to the good, bad, and crazy shit that happens on the field. They were a great idea. The authenticity of everything is perfect. Mic’d up coaches areContinue reading “Quick Thoughts On The XFL”

Please Stop Trying To Trade Stefon Diggs

Now I don’t know if the Minnesota Vikings are actually thinking about trading Diggs, but Twitter and the media certainly are, and I’d like it to stop. When I’m playing franchise mode in Madden, grinding away every night, ignoring my family, trying to build a Super Bowl roster, do you know what I never do?Continue reading “Please Stop Trying To Trade Stefon Diggs”

I’m Done With The Tom Brady Drama

I’d like to preface this by saying that I’ve always liked Tom Brady, and I’ve actually always wanted him to win when he’s been in the Super Bowl. This is for mainly for two reasons. First, the Vikings are never playing in it, and second, I enjoy greatness. With that being said though I amContinue reading “I’m Done With The Tom Brady Drama”

Turns Out I Felt Like Poop Because Of Sleep Apnea, Not The Vikings.

I assumed that not sleeping well and feeling drowsy, fatigued, and overall like a piece of microwaved dog poop was due to being a Minnesota Vikings fan. I figured that it was Pat Elflein’s blocking that woke me up a night, and Xavier Rhodes’ defense that had me feeling down in the dumps. It madeContinue reading “Turns Out I Felt Like Poop Because Of Sleep Apnea, Not The Vikings.”

I Will Start WW3

World War 3 has been a hot topic to start 2020. Personally, I’m convinced it’s going to happen, but not for the same reasons that the general public thinks. The public doesn’t know about the battle that has been waging right beneath their hairy ass noses. A true battle between good and evil. A battleContinue reading “I Will Start WW3”

The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent

According to a recent SI article, 23 former Vikings are on currently on XFL rosters. That seems like a lot. I don’t have any numbers to compare it to, so I’m going to assume that I’m right, and that it is a lot. I’m not sure how to feel about this. 23 former Vikings haveContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent”

Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.

I fully understand trying to emulate the Minnesota Vikings. It’s a classy, successful organization with the best fans in the world and they get to play football in beautiful Minneapolis. There is a lot to be jealous of. But no matter how many of their coaches you hire, or try to hire, you won’t beContinue reading “Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.”

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