This is going to be a bit gross. It’s no secret that I love the Masters. It is by far the best Major in golf, and it’s even better when Tiger Woods is in the mix. If you’ve had the pleasure of watching Tiger golf lately, then you know that he will absolutely be inContinue reading “These Masters Commercials Have Been Making Me Crymax”
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A Love Story
Theodore Edmond Bridgewater Jr. came into my life on May 8th 2014. Of course I had known about him before that, but I never gave him too much thought. He played at Louisville which was a school and conference I didn’t care much about and I never really figured he would end up on theContinue reading “A Love Story”
You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?
This blog is not an attempt to discredit Joe Burrow, or shit on what he has accomplished. I don’t think it’s even possible to do that. That dude was incredible this year and I would give the Cincinnati Bengals any 5 Minnesota Vikings they wanted to get Burrow. This blog is about a forgotten King.Continue reading “You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?”
Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings
Let me catch you up just in case you’re confused. Jeff Luhnow (Ex Astros GM) and AJ Hinch (Ex Astros Manager) were just suspended and correspondingly fired for their roles in a cheating scandal that helped the Huston Astros win the World Series in 2017. Now that you’re up to date, let me explain myContinue reading “Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings”
What football taught me this year
Football (NFL and College) has taught me one lesson this year and one lesson only. To get to the promise land, you only need mediocre quarterback play. Think about it. Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence are playing for a natty. They quarterback the two best teams in college football and yet their individual play leavesContinue reading “What football taught me this year”
That damn yellow line
Oh that pesky yellow line. That officially unofficial yellow line which we live and die by when the game is on the line for our favorite team. Someone needs to figure that shit out. It we can track and calculate information about kicks and golf balls flying through the air, in real time, like we’reContinue reading “That damn yellow line”
Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings
Honestly I hate to do it. I love B-dubs. Their menu is outstanding, their wings are perfection, and I would drink their sauces with a straw. But for us suffering Viking fans, it may be time find a new place that has wings, beer, and sports. Why you ask? Because of this tweet. Sure itContinue reading “Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings”
Michael Thomas shows up during the playoffs, but on Twitter
Michael Thomas (New Orleans Saints wide receiver I believe) appears to be a tad salty with the Minnesota Vikings. Someone call Gordon Ramsay because Mike sprinkled a few too many grains of salt on his timeline. I mean damn, he hit with a 1/4 cup when all it asked for was a 1/4 tablespoon. ThereContinue reading “Michael Thomas shows up during the playoffs, but on Twitter”
Bring back the moon
Oh Randy Moss, you truly are the GOAT. No not that Randy Moss! There he is. Glorious. Dripping with so much talent and swagger it almost pulled his pants right off. That man went out and grabbed 4 for 70 yards with 2 touchdowns as a road underdog, including a 34 yard game sealing scoreContinue reading “Bring back the moon”
Minnesota Vikings, XFL champions?
6 decades in the NFL, and not much to show for it. Despite some incredible teams, players, and coaches, a Super Bowl victory has thus far eluded the franchise. It feels wrong even bringing it up. It’s not like any fan has forgotten this fact, especially if they’ve had the uh…pleasure, I guess, of comingContinue reading “Minnesota Vikings, XFL champions?”
