Football – Page 5

A Love Story

Theodore Edmond Bridgewater Jr. came into my life on May 8th 2014. Of course I had known about him before that, but I never gave him too much thought. He played at Louisville which was a school and conference I didn’t care much about and I never really figured he would end up on theContinue reading “A Love Story”

You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?

This blog is not an attempt to discredit Joe Burrow, or shit on what he has accomplished. I don’t think it’s even possible to do that. That dude was incredible this year and I would give the Cincinnati Bengals any 5 Minnesota Vikings they wanted to get Burrow. This blog is about a forgotten King.Continue reading “You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?”

What football taught me this year

Football (NFL and College) has taught me one lesson this year and one lesson only. To get to the promise land, you only need mediocre quarterback play. Think about it. Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence are playing for a natty. They quarterback the two best teams in college football and yet their individual play leavesContinue reading “What football taught me this year”

That damn yellow line

Oh that pesky yellow line. That officially unofficial yellow line which we live and die by when the game is on the line for our favorite team. Someone needs to figure that shit out. It we can track and calculate information about kicks and golf balls flying through the air, in real time, like we’reContinue reading “That damn yellow line”

Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings

Honestly I hate to do it. I love B-dubs. Their menu is outstanding, their wings are perfection, and I would drink their sauces with a straw. But for us suffering Viking fans, it may be time find a new place that has wings, beer, and sports. Why you ask? Because of this tweet. Sure itContinue reading “Vikings fans, today we start boycotting Buffalo Wild Wings”

Michael Thomas shows up during the playoffs, but on Twitter

Michael Thomas (New Orleans Saints wide receiver I believe) appears to be a tad salty with the Minnesota Vikings. Someone call Gordon Ramsay because Mike sprinkled a few too many grains of salt on his timeline. I mean damn, he hit with a 1/4 cup when all it asked for was a 1/4 tablespoon. ThereContinue reading “Michael Thomas shows up during the playoffs, but on Twitter”

Bring back the moon

Oh Randy Moss, you truly are the GOAT. No not that Randy Moss! There he is. Glorious. Dripping with so much talent and swagger it almost pulled his pants right off. That man went out and grabbed 4 for 70 yards with 2 touchdowns as a road underdog, including a 34 yard game sealing scoreContinue reading “Bring back the moon”

Minnesota Vikings, XFL champions?

6 decades in the NFL, and not much to show for it. Despite some incredible teams, players, and coaches, a Super Bowl victory has thus far eluded the franchise. It feels wrong even bringing it up. It’s not like any fan has forgotten this fact, especially if they’ve had the uh…pleasure, I guess, of comingContinue reading “Minnesota Vikings, XFL champions?”

So Chris Simms thinks the 49ers have the advantage at quarterback. Interesting.

So Chris Simms, noted prolific QB (12 career TD’s vs 18 career INT’s) believes that the San Francisco 49ers have the advantage over the Minnesota Vikings at the quarterback position. His main reasoning you ask? Because Jimmy G is unflappable. Now I’ve been racking my brain trying to remember when Jimmy really showed us justContinue reading “So Chris Simms thinks the 49ers have the advantage at quarterback. Interesting.”

An investigation into Tom Bradys Instagram Post

In case you missed the post, take a look at just the caption below. 1,000 words are worth a photo. Clear as day. Clear as my piss when I’m pounding water trying to flush out my system before a drug test. Let me shepherd you through this. First, what an unusual word he uses inContinue reading “An investigation into Tom Bradys Instagram Post”