Cardale Jones Didn’t Come To The XFL To Play School

Cardale is absolutely slinging it out here. This dude is a grown ass MAN. He is a tank, a man among boys. I need more of him. Thank god college isn’t trying to bring him down anymore. No more bullshit classes for you Cardale, the XFL is your university and the defense is your exam.Continue reading “Cardale Jones Didn’t Come To The XFL To Play School”

Please Stop Trying To Trade Stefon Diggs

Now I don’t know if the Minnesota Vikings are actually thinking about trading Diggs, but Twitter and the media certainly are, and I’d like it to stop. When I’m playing franchise mode in Madden, grinding away every night, ignoring my family, trying to build a Super Bowl roster, do you know what I never do?Continue reading “Please Stop Trying To Trade Stefon Diggs”

I’m Done With The Tom Brady Drama

I’d like to preface this by saying that I’ve always liked Tom Brady, and I’ve actually always wanted him to win when he’s been in the Super Bowl. This is for mainly for two reasons. First, the Vikings are never playing in it, and second, I enjoy greatness. With that being said though I amContinue reading “I’m Done With The Tom Brady Drama”

Turns Out I Felt Like Poop Because Of Sleep Apnea, Not The Vikings.

I assumed that not sleeping well and feeling drowsy, fatigued, and overall like a piece of microwaved dog poop was due to being a Minnesota Vikings fan. I figured that it was Pat Elflein’s blocking that woke me up a night, and Xavier Rhodes’ defense that had me feeling down in the dumps. It madeContinue reading “Turns Out I Felt Like Poop Because Of Sleep Apnea, Not The Vikings.”

The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent

According to a recent SI article, 23 former Vikings are on currently on XFL rosters. That seems like a lot. I don’t have any numbers to compare it to, so I’m going to assume that I’m right, and that it is a lot. I’m not sure how to feel about this. 23 former Vikings haveContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent”

Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.

I fully understand trying to emulate the Minnesota Vikings. It’s a classy, successful organization with the best fans in the world and they get to play football in beautiful Minneapolis. There is a lot to be jealous of. But no matter how many of their coaches you hire, or try to hire, you won’t beContinue reading “Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.”

Top Twenty-Six Ways To Decide Which Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Gets To Call Plays.

The title seems pretty self explanatory. Who gets to call the plays, Andre or Adam? Let’s see how we can figure this out. A game of Madden where each coach can only control the defense. Difficulty = All Madden. Best defensive performance gets to call plays. A simple push-up contest, except the other coach sitsContinue reading “Top Twenty-Six Ways To Decide Which Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Gets To Call Plays.”

Mike Zimmer Eliminates The Position Of Defensive Coordinator. Its A Bold Strategy Cotton.

Co-Defensive coordinators. What on earth does this mean, and why would you do this? I like Adam Zimmer, and I really like Andre Patterson, but choose ONE. This feels like a cop-out. They’re not even changing their roles! Patterson is continuing to coach the defensive line and Zimmer will continue to coach the linebackers, butContinue reading “Mike Zimmer Eliminates The Position Of Defensive Coordinator. Its A Bold Strategy Cotton.”

A Few Events I’ll Never Forget

Sunday was definitely a day that I’ll never forget. I was laying in bed scrolling through Twitter when I saw the TMZ article shared. Today that got me thinking, where was I for other events that I’ll never forget? So I compiled a short list. Note that not all of these are serious, these aren’tContinue reading “A Few Events I’ll Never Forget”

Time To Aggressively Overreact

Cut Lamar Jackson right now. That performance in the precision passing drill was downright disgusting. Two points!? I would rather drink a wild animals bath water than watch that performance again. Seriously, two points!? Adam Thielen (WR) got ten last year! If I’m the Vikings I’m seriously considering offering the Ravens Thielen (QB) for aContinue reading “Time To Aggressively Overreact”

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