I Will Start WW3

World War 3 has been a hot topic to start 2020. Personally, I’m convinced it’s going to happen, but not for the same reasons that the general public thinks. The public doesn’t know about the battle that has been waging right beneath their hairy ass noses. A true battle between good and evil. A battleContinue reading “I Will Start WW3”

The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent

According to a recent SI article, 23 former Vikings are on currently on XFL rosters. That seems like a lot. I don’t have any numbers to compare it to, so I’m going to assume that I’m right, and that it is a lot. I’m not sure how to feel about this. 23 former Vikings haveContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent”

Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.

I fully understand trying to emulate the Minnesota Vikings. It’s a classy, successful organization with the best fans in the world and they get to play football in beautiful Minneapolis. There is a lot to be jealous of. But no matter how many of their coaches you hire, or try to hire, you won’t beContinue reading “Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.”

If You Could Take One Player From Each Of Your Division Rivals, Who Would You Take?

This question has been going around Twitter a lot recently so I thought I’d give it a proper response. If you’re new here, and couldn’t tell by my twitter account or by the name of the blog, I am a Minnesota Vikings fan. This means I can pick one player from the Detroit Lions, GreenContinue reading “If You Could Take One Player From Each Of Your Division Rivals, Who Would You Take?”

Top Twenty-Six Ways To Decide Which Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Gets To Call Plays.

The title seems pretty self explanatory. Who gets to call the plays, Andre or Adam? Let’s see how we can figure this out. A game of Madden where each coach can only control the defense. Difficulty = All Madden. Best defensive performance gets to call plays. A simple push-up contest, except the other coach sitsContinue reading “Top Twenty-Six Ways To Decide Which Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Gets To Call Plays.”

Mike Zimmer Eliminates The Position Of Defensive Coordinator. Its A Bold Strategy Cotton.

Co-Defensive coordinators. What on earth does this mean, and why would you do this? I like Adam Zimmer, and I really like Andre Patterson, but choose ONE. This feels like a cop-out. They’re not even changing their roles! Patterson is continuing to coach the defensive line and Zimmer will continue to coach the linebackers, butContinue reading “Mike Zimmer Eliminates The Position Of Defensive Coordinator. Its A Bold Strategy Cotton.”

Time To Aggressively Overreact

Cut Lamar Jackson right now. That performance in the precision passing drill was downright disgusting. Two points!? I would rather drink a wild animals bath water than watch that performance again. Seriously, two points!? Adam Thielen (WR) got ten last year! If I’m the Vikings I’m seriously considering offering the Ravens Thielen (QB) for aContinue reading “Time To Aggressively Overreact”

Relocating The Minnesota Vikings

With the Raiders officially moving to Las Vegas (jealous), I started thinking. Remember when the there was a lot of talk about the Vikings relocating to Los Angeles? This was back in 2011 and 2012 before there was a deal in place to get a new stadium. Can you imagine? The Vikings following in theContinue reading “Relocating The Minnesota Vikings”

Football And Beer, The Perfect Combo (Craft Beer Sucks)

The only thing more hipster than craft beer, is giving your extra hopped, coffee flavored, jalapeno and kombucha infused, cherry lemonade “beer” an obscure, punny, or funny name. Now I love a bitter, spicy, lemon grass ice cream flavored can of loogie hot dog water as much as the next beard having, skinny jean wearingContinue reading “Football And Beer, The Perfect Combo (Craft Beer Sucks)”

Imagine Caring About A Regular Season Game

I know that this is a Minnesota Vikings blog, but I need to get a few NBA things off my chest. I’d also like to confess something to my readers that love all Minnesota sports. I am a Lakers fan, and I’d like to apologize if you feel used, deceived, or led astray. Just thinkContinue reading “Imagine Caring About A Regular Season Game”

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