The only thing more hipster than craft beer, is giving your extra hopped, coffee flavored, jalapeno and kombucha infused, cherry lemonade “beer” an obscure, punny, or funny name. Now I love a bitter, spicy, lemon grass ice cream flavored can of loogie hot dog water as much as the next beard having, skinny jean wearingContinue reading “Football And Beer, The Perfect Combo (Craft Beer Sucks)”
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Imagine Caring About A Regular Season Game
I know that this is a Minnesota Vikings blog, but I need to get a few NBA things off my chest. I’d also like to confess something to my readers that love all Minnesota sports. I am a Lakers fan, and I’d like to apologize if you feel used, deceived, or led astray. Just thinkContinue reading “Imagine Caring About A Regular Season Game”
The Minnesota Vikings Are Now Hiring!
Offensive and Defensive Coordinators Company Overview: The Minnesota Vikings are located in Eagan, Minnesota at the state-of-the-art TCO Performance Center. The Vikings play football in the incredible U.S. Bank Stadium venue located in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Our facilities are the best in the NFL. The franchise has never won a Super Bowl and hasn’t been toContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Are Now Hiring!”
Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds
According to Amazon Web Services, Aaron Rodgers can defy physics. According to me, Amazon Web Services should stick to package delivery since my two day delivery always takes three days. I wouldn’t jump into science when you can’t handle the mail. Here is the video I’m referring to. Now they listed some fancy measurements andContinue reading “Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds”
Matt LaFleur Is Too Hot To Win The Big Game
Who the hell does this guy think he is? Hey Matt, this is the NFL bud, not the Lingerie Football League. Who are you trying to impress? Maybe if you spent a little less time in the salon and a little more time working on the game plan you wouldn’t have three losses. I’ve heardContinue reading “Matt LaFleur Is Too Hot To Win The Big Game”
Music To Be Murdered By: A glimpse inside the mind of a disturbed Lions fan
Three quick facts to give you a peek into the mind of G Spot Sneakers (you know, me, the author). First, I am a Teddy Bridgewater stan. Second, I absolutely love the Vikings. Third, I am an Eminem stan. Now enough about me. It makes me nauseous (okay just a little bit more about me)Continue reading “Music To Be Murdered By: A glimpse inside the mind of a disturbed Lions fan”
Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year
Will Larry Fitzgerald become the first NFL player granted permission to to use a golf cart on the field? Man I hope so. Fitzgerald has been playing in the NFL since 2004 and recently signed another deal to come back and play his 17th season with the Arizona Cardinals. 17 years in the NFL isContinue reading “Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year”
A Love Story
Theodore Edmond Bridgewater Jr. came into my life on May 8th 2014. Of course I had known about him before that, but I never gave him too much thought. He played at Louisville which was a school and conference I didn’t care much about and I never really figured he would end up on theContinue reading “A Love Story”
You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?
This blog is not an attempt to discredit Joe Burrow, or shit on what he has accomplished. I don’t think it’s even possible to do that. That dude was incredible this year and I would give the Cincinnati Bengals any 5 Minnesota Vikings they wanted to get Burrow. This blog is about a forgotten King.Continue reading “You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?”
Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings
Let me catch you up just in case you’re confused. Jeff Luhnow (Ex Astros GM) and AJ Hinch (Ex Astros Manager) were just suspended and correspondingly fired for their roles in a cheating scandal that helped the Huston Astros win the World Series in 2017. Now that you’re up to date, let me explain myContinue reading “Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings”
