From worst to first… 32. Chicago Bears (Worst) 31. Washington Redskins 30. San Francisco 49ers 29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 28. Jacksonville Jaguars 27. New York Giants 26. Green Bay Packers 25. New York Jets 24. Carolina Panthers 23. New England Patriots 22. Houston Texans 21. Los Angeles Rams 20. Cleveland Browns 19. Detroit Lions 18.Continue reading “NFL Uniform Rankings”
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If Minnesota Only Drafts Cornerbacks And Offensive Linemen, I’ll Be Happy.
Most people would consider a team drafting only two positions a bad draft strategy. ESPN would certainly give that team a big fat “F” on their draft report card, but if the Vikings did this, I wouldn’t hate it. I’d call it a bold draft strategy. I realize their are some other areas of need,Continue reading “If Minnesota Only Drafts Cornerbacks And Offensive Linemen, I’ll Be Happy.”
Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome
Over the course of my life I have developed a variety of strong opinions and hot takes. These range from Oreos being a below average cookie without milk, to Tom Brady currently being the most overrated player in the NFL. One of my absolute hottest takes is that NFL football should be played in aContinue reading “Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome”
Minnesota Vikings 1st Round Pick: Michael Turk
A punter threw up 25 reps on the bench press!? Are you kidding me? FYI: no tight end or wide receiver beat that. This dude just sauntered into the NFL combine ready to punt the football around for a little while, and then decided to shit on two of the most talented position groups. TheyContinue reading “Minnesota Vikings 1st Round Pick: Michael Turk”
The Ultimate Rick Spielman Mock Draft
This is the draft Rick Spielman will have wet dreams about. Round 1 pick: Trade it for a 2020 second round pick and a 2021 first round pick. Round 2 first pick: Trade if for a 2020 third and a 2020 fourth. Round 2 second pick: Trade it for a a 2020 second and aContinue reading “The Ultimate Rick Spielman Mock Draft”
Stefon Diggs Ain’t Leaving
Big Dick Rick Spielman to Diggs earlier today: That’s what I’m talking about Slick Rick. He gets it. He laughed directly in the face of the idea of trading Diggs. He laughed in everyone’s big dumb faces. Trade one of your best players, in his prime? Not in Ricks house. No fucking chance. He knowsContinue reading “Stefon Diggs Ain’t Leaving”
Packers Gearing Up For Another Season By Paying A Kicker $13 Million
Signing a 35 year old kicker to a three year deal worth $13 million? Couldn’t be me. The Packers should be trying to design their roster to take some of the load off of their aging, slightly washed quarterback. Instead they decided to pay a kicker. Talk about on brand for a team that draftedContinue reading “Packers Gearing Up For Another Season By Paying A Kicker $13 Million”
Marshawn Lynch In Westworld???
According to a recent ESPN article, Marshawn Lynch has a “pretty substantial role” in HBO’s “Westworld.” This didn’t come from out of left field, this came from fucking Andromeda. The left field of Andromeda to be exact. If you’ve never seen Westworld, go check it, and then you’ll understand my bewilderment. I love Marshawn (doesn’tContinue reading “Marshawn Lynch In Westworld???”
Top Ten Realistic (Kind Of) Trade Destinations For Stefon Diggs
FedEx for Denny Hamlin (proven winner) Huston Roughnecks for P.J. Walker (cheap replacement QB?) DC Defenders for Cardale Jones (cheap replacement QB??) New York Mets for Tim Tebow (our very own Taysom Hill) Cleveland Cavaliers for Kevin Love (he for sure wants out, could play in a few spots) Beijing Ducks for Jeremy Lin andContinue reading “Top Ten Realistic (Kind Of) Trade Destinations For Stefon Diggs”
20 Reasons Chris Harris Jr. Should Come And Play For The Minnesota Vikings
0 cases of the corona virus have been reported in Minnesota. Stefon Diggs seems to love it here! It’s close to Canada, in case you like international travel. You’ll be able to learn from our very own, Xavier Rhodes! Unless he gets cut of course (please cut him). He was once very good. Minneapolis SculptureContinue reading “20 Reasons Chris Harris Jr. Should Come And Play For The Minnesota Vikings”
