The title seems pretty self explanatory. Who gets to call the plays, Andre or Adam? Let’s see how we can figure this out. A game of Madden where each coach can only control the defense. Difficulty = All Madden. Best defensive performance gets to call plays. A simple push-up contest, except the other coach sitsContinue reading “Top Twenty-Six Ways To Decide Which Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Gets To Call Plays.”
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Mike Zimmer Eliminates The Position Of Defensive Coordinator. Its A Bold Strategy Cotton.
Co-Defensive coordinators. What on earth does this mean, and why would you do this? I like Adam Zimmer, and I really like Andre Patterson, but choose ONE. This feels like a cop-out. They’re not even changing their roles! Patterson is continuing to coach the defensive line and Zimmer will continue to coach the linebackers, butContinue reading “Mike Zimmer Eliminates The Position Of Defensive Coordinator. Its A Bold Strategy Cotton.”
A Few Events I’ll Never Forget
Sunday was definitely a day that I’ll never forget. I was laying in bed scrolling through Twitter when I saw the TMZ article shared. Today that got me thinking, where was I for other events that I’ll never forget? So I compiled a short list. Note that not all of these are serious, these aren’tContinue reading “A Few Events I’ll Never Forget”
Time To Aggressively Overreact
Cut Lamar Jackson right now. That performance in the precision passing drill was downright disgusting. Two points!? I would rather drink a wild animals bath water than watch that performance again. Seriously, two points!? Adam Thielen (WR) got ten last year! If I’m the Vikings I’m seriously considering offering the Ravens Thielen (QB) for aContinue reading “Time To Aggressively Overreact”
Relocating The Minnesota Vikings
With the Raiders officially moving to Las Vegas (jealous), I started thinking. Remember when the there was a lot of talk about the Vikings relocating to Los Angeles? This was back in 2011 and 2012 before there was a deal in place to get a new stadium. Can you imagine? The Vikings following in theContinue reading “Relocating The Minnesota Vikings”
Football And Beer, The Perfect Combo (Craft Beer Sucks)
The only thing more hipster than craft beer, is giving your extra hopped, coffee flavored, jalapeno and kombucha infused, cherry lemonade “beer” an obscure, punny, or funny name. Now I love a bitter, spicy, lemon grass ice cream flavored can of loogie hot dog water as much as the next beard having, skinny jean wearingContinue reading “Football And Beer, The Perfect Combo (Craft Beer Sucks)”
The Minnesota Vikings Are Now Hiring!
Offensive and Defensive Coordinators Company Overview: The Minnesota Vikings are located in Eagan, Minnesota at the state-of-the-art TCO Performance Center. The Vikings play football in the incredible U.S. Bank Stadium venue located in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Our facilities are the best in the NFL. The franchise has never won a Super Bowl and hasn’t been toContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Are Now Hiring!”
Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds
According to Amazon Web Services, Aaron Rodgers can defy physics. According to me, Amazon Web Services should stick to package delivery since my two day delivery always takes three days. I wouldn’t jump into science when you can’t handle the mail. Here is the video I’m referring to. Now they listed some fancy measurements andContinue reading “Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds”
Matt LaFleur Is Too Hot To Win The Big Game
Who the hell does this guy think he is? Hey Matt, this is the NFL bud, not the Lingerie Football League. Who are you trying to impress? Maybe if you spent a little less time in the salon and a little more time working on the game plan you wouldn’t have three losses. I’ve heardContinue reading “Matt LaFleur Is Too Hot To Win The Big Game”
Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year
Will Larry Fitzgerald become the first NFL player granted permission to to use a golf cart on the field? Man I hope so. Fitzgerald has been playing in the NFL since 2004 and recently signed another deal to come back and play his 17th season with the Arizona Cardinals. 17 years in the NFL isContinue reading “Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year”
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