Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds

According to Amazon Web Services, Aaron Rodgers can defy physics. According to me, Amazon Web Services should stick to package delivery since my two day delivery always takes three days. I wouldn’t jump into science when you can’t handle the mail. Here is the video I’m referring to. Now they listed some fancy measurements andContinue reading “Hey Amazon, Learn Physics You Turds”

Music To Be Murdered By: A glimpse inside the mind of a disturbed Lions fan

Three quick facts to give you a peek into the mind of G Spot Sneakers (you know, me, the author). First, I am a Teddy Bridgewater stan. Second, I absolutely love the Vikings. Third, I am an Eminem stan. Now enough about me. It makes me nauseous (okay just a little bit more about me)Continue reading “Music To Be Murdered By: A glimpse inside the mind of a disturbed Lions fan”

The BIG3 Is Incredible

Despite what the BIG3 says, it is coming for the NBA’s ass, and it is coming hard. These new rules are awesome. I don’t know who is in charge of updating rules or coming up with these creative ideas, but they need a damn raise. Give them all the money. Xzibit may have hosted PimpContinue reading “The BIG3 Is Incredible”

#Buzzergate in the NBA?

So it looks like NBA players are wearing buzzers too. That’s the real question isn’t it. Why would an NBA player need to where a buzzer? What kind of information is being relayed to them? Before you make up your mind and decide that NBA players are definitively not wearing some type of buzzer, letContinue reading “#Buzzergate in the NBA?”

Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year

Will Larry Fitzgerald become the first NFL player granted permission to to use a golf cart on the field? Man I hope so. Fitzgerald has been playing in the NFL since 2004 and recently signed another deal to come back and play his 17th season with the Arizona Cardinals. 17 years in the NFL isContinue reading “Larry Fitzgerald: Likely Bionic Man Is Back For Another Year”

These Masters Commercials Have Been Making Me Crymax

This is going to be a bit gross. It’s no secret that I love the Masters. It is by far the best Major in golf, and it’s even better when Tiger Woods is in the mix. If you’ve had the pleasure of watching Tiger golf lately, then you know that he will absolutely be inContinue reading “These Masters Commercials Have Been Making Me Crymax”

You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?

This blog is not an attempt to discredit Joe Burrow, or shit on what he has accomplished. I don’t think it’s even possible to do that. That dude was incredible this year and I would give the Cincinnati Bengals any 5 Minnesota Vikings they wanted to get Burrow. This blog is about a forgotten King.Continue reading “You seriously think Joe Burrow is the best college QB ever?”

Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings

Let me catch you up just in case you’re confused. Jeff Luhnow (Ex Astros GM) and AJ Hinch (Ex Astros Manager) were just suspended and correspondingly fired for their roles in a cheating scandal that helped the Huston Astros win the World Series in 2017. Now that you’re up to date, let me explain myContinue reading “Send Ex Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and Manager AJ Hinch to the Minnesota Vikings”

What football taught me this year

Football (NFL and College) has taught me one lesson this year and one lesson only. To get to the promise land, you only need mediocre quarterback play. Think about it. Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence are playing for a natty. They quarterback the two best teams in college football and yet their individual play leavesContinue reading “What football taught me this year”

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