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We’d Like A Chat with Kwesi and KOC

I’m a firm believer in three things: 1. Getting hit in the sack does hurt worse than giving birth. 2. If you see an adult using the low urinal they have a long thick. 3. Every coach and GM in professional sports should be forced to take online abuse from the fans for 90 minutesContinue reading “We’d Like A Chat with Kwesi and KOC”

Lakers-Warriors Game 1 Recap

On a night where LeBron shot under 32% from the field, and D’Angelo Russell sank only a single three pointer, it was an Anthony Davis double-double that powered the Los Angeles Lakers past the Golden State Warriors in Game 1 of the Western Conference Semi Finals. With 30 points and an astounding 23 rebounds fromContinue reading “Lakers-Warriors Game 1 Recap”

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Planet Fitness?

I’ll go first. It was a guy starting up a gas powered chain saw in the parking lot… How does that stack up with the craziest shit you’ve seen at a PF? Let me elaborate. This wasn’t a Planet Fitness in Montana, or Wyoming, or out in Appalachia . This was in the middle ofContinue reading “What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Planet Fitness?”

My Review of Jury Duty

It starts 30 minutes late, because why not, they work for the government. You need to be here 30 minutes before it starts, but we’ll show up 30 minutes after it starts and pretend like we’re not wasting your time. After a rousing speech from a lady I believe to be Rose, the Titanic survivor,Continue reading “My Review of Jury Duty”

What A Gallon Of 2% Says About You.

I love the white stuff as much as anyone else. I refuse to eat an oreo without waterboarding it, Dick Cheney style, (sick reference) in the sweet nectar, and I prefer that nectar come from the breast of a thick heffer and not a busted nut (almond you perverts). But just know your hand onContinue reading “What A Gallon Of 2% Says About You.”

Weep, Drew Lock stans

I can’t believe the Denver Broncos took this long to name Teddy Bridgewater their starting quarterback for the 21′-22′ season. It’s embarrassing that they even made him compete for starting job against a guy who’s definitely making a horrible mixtape as you read this. Drew Lock is the perfect high school quarterback, and he’s aContinue reading “Weep, Drew Lock stans”

Marjorie Taylor Greene challenged Dr. Fauci to a weight lifting competition.

If you didn’t see, Marjorie Taylor Greene flexed her below average muscles right in the face of Dr. Anthony Fauci the other day, posting a video of herself working out along with the hashtag “#FireFauci.” In a “gym” fit for a maximum security prison, Greene showed off her raw strength while tossing around 25 poundContinue reading “Marjorie Taylor Greene challenged Dr. Fauci to a weight lifting competition.”

Spencer Jones’ Rumble In A Toilet Filled Jungle

I didn’t know this man existed until I saw the video of him being used as human piss mop on a bar bathroom floor. I don’t know if he deserved that treatment or not, I saw the same video everyone else did. I don’t know any details. But what I do know is that ifContinue reading “Spencer Jones’ Rumble In A Toilet Filled Jungle”

Long Live Dusty Gooch

The NHL may not have been able to deliver us the best outdoor game today, but unbeknownst to them, they gave us something so much better. The National Hockey League introduced us to local front line worker Dusty Gooch. Unfortunately, many people on the internet took this chance to taint their timelines with crude jokes,Continue reading “Long Live Dusty Gooch”

A Drew Brees Return?

ICYMI, Twitter has been buzzing lately regarding a possible Drew Brees return to New Orleans to “run it back.” Surprisingly, it was a rare topic that Twitter seemed to agree on because it would be such a disaster if old man Brees suited up for another season. It’s hard to imagine what exactly Brees wouldContinue reading “A Drew Brees Return?”