I See Way Too Much Porn On Twitter

Typically I stick to sports, or sports adjacent topics, but I need to vent. I would estimate that 33.33% of the time I am on Twitter I see a dick and balls, and it’s terrible. 1 out of every 3 times I open up Twitter, I scroll across a cock. Sometimes it’s being sucked, sometimesContinue reading “I See Way Too Much Porn On Twitter”

If Zion Develops A Three Ball That’s Money From The Locker Room And Hits Up A Pizza Ranch, He Could Be As Good As Snacks Lee

Snacks is a big boy, that’s no secret, but he’s a big boy with a jumper that is “straight cash homie” from the opposing teams showers, and that was a secret until March 2nd 2020. It was a secret until he hit the shot heard ’round the world. With a name like Snacks it’s onlyContinue reading “If Zion Develops A Three Ball That’s Money From The Locker Room And Hits Up A Pizza Ranch, He Could Be As Good As Snacks Lee”

My Hottest Takes (Sports and Other)

Tom Brady is currently the most overrated player in the NFL. Fajitas are gross. Pineapple belongs on pizza. I would not draft Joe Burrow #1 overall, I wouldn’t even take him as the first QB. NFL football should always be played in a dome. NFL football and NBA Basketball > College (Except March Madness). TheContinue reading “My Hottest Takes (Sports and Other)”

Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome

Over the course of my life I have developed a variety of strong opinions and hot takes. These range from Oreos being a below average cookie without milk, to Tom Brady currently being the most overrated player in the NFL. One of my absolute hottest takes is that NFL football should be played in aContinue reading “Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome”

Minnesota Vikings 1st Round Pick: Michael Turk

A punter threw up 25 reps on the bench press!? Are you kidding me? FYI: no tight end or wide receiver beat that. This dude just sauntered into the NFL combine ready to punt the football around for a little while, and then decided to shit on two of the most talented position groups. TheyContinue reading “Minnesota Vikings 1st Round Pick: Michael Turk”

The Ultimate Rick Spielman Mock Draft

This is the draft Rick Spielman will have wet dreams about. Round 1 pick: Trade it for a 2020 second round pick and a 2021 first round pick. Round 2 first pick: Trade if for a 2020 third and a 2020 fourth. Round 2 second pick: Trade it for a a 2020 second and aContinue reading “The Ultimate Rick Spielman Mock Draft”

Stay Woke Baseball Fans, The Huston Astros Will Have A New Trick Up Their Sleeve

Check out this quote from a recent ESPN article. J. League side Vissel Kobe have told fans not to sing, chant or wave flags in their season-opening clash with Yokohama FC in order to help contain the spread of coronavirus. https://www.espn.com/soccer/vissel-kobe/story/4057914/iniestas-vissel-kobe-ban-singing-chanting-due-to-coronavirus-threat The Astros will steal this idea quicker than they steal a catchers sign inContinue reading “Stay Woke Baseball Fans, The Huston Astros Will Have A New Trick Up Their Sleeve”

Stefon Diggs Ain’t Leaving

Big Dick Rick Spielman to Diggs earlier today: That’s what I’m talking about Slick Rick. He gets it. He laughed directly in the face of the idea of trading Diggs. He laughed in everyone’s big dumb faces. Trade one of your best players, in his prime? Not in Ricks house. No fucking chance. He knowsContinue reading “Stefon Diggs Ain’t Leaving”

Packers Gearing Up For Another Season By Paying A Kicker $13 Million

Signing a 35 year old kicker to a three year deal worth $13 million? Couldn’t be me. The Packers should be trying to design their roster to take some of the load off of their aging, slightly washed quarterback. Instead they decided to pay a kicker. Talk about on brand for a team that draftedContinue reading “Packers Gearing Up For Another Season By Paying A Kicker $13 Million”

Marshawn Lynch In Westworld???

According to a recent ESPN article, Marshawn Lynch has a “pretty substantial role” in HBO’s “Westworld.” This didn’t come from out of left field, this came from fucking Andromeda. The left field of Andromeda to be exact. If you’ve never seen Westworld, go check it, and then you’ll understand my bewilderment. I love Marshawn (doesn’tContinue reading “Marshawn Lynch In Westworld???”

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