The Art Of A No Wiper

Trying times often require us to find strength and greatness within ourselves that we didn’t know we had. It may sound cliche, but difficult times bring out the best in people. It brings out abilities we didn’t know we had. Adversity makes us innovate, it makes think in ways we’ve never thought before, and itContinue reading “The Art Of A No Wiper”

It Is Time To Fully Commit To NASCAR

So NASCAR is one of the last sports left (insert left turn joke), and luckily for us, it’s also one of the most electric. Who would have thought stock car racing would stand the test of time? Go ahead and make your joke about only turning left, call it boring, say it’s only for rednecks,Continue reading “It Is Time To Fully Commit To NASCAR”

Rudy Gobert? More like Rudy Doneshare (The Coronavirus)

More like Rudy Nocare (about the coronavirus). Come the fuck on Rudy! Rudolph Gobert. You’re 7’1″! How the hell did you even get the coronavirus? At that height you should be breathing in nice fresh air with every breath, not the recycled, germ infested, fart air the rest of us 6 foot plebeians are swappingContinue reading “Rudy Gobert? More like Rudy Doneshare (The Coronavirus)”

Golden State Fans Had Their Prayers Answered Today

So if you haven’t heard, the Golden State Warriors will be playing at home in front of approximately zero fans. Essentially this will just be a Warriors game from the pre Steph Curry era. It looks like the Lord hath smiled down upon the city of San Francisco on this Wednesday the 11th, in theContinue reading “Golden State Fans Had Their Prayers Answered Today”

Draymond Green Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Same State As Charles Barkley

Draymond is a very good basketball player. In spurts, he’s been a great basketball player. He was an integral part of the championships he won, but he was third and fourth best player on those teams. Barkley “can’t sit at this table.” What a joke. Has Draymond never watched Charles Barkley play ball? The RoundContinue reading “Draymond Green Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Same State As Charles Barkley”

NFL Uniform Rankings

From worst to first… 32. Chicago Bears (Worst) 31. Washington Redskins 30. San Francisco 49ers 29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 28. Jacksonville Jaguars 27. New York Giants 26. Green Bay Packers 25. New York Jets 24. Carolina Panthers 23. New England Patriots 22. Houston Texans 21. Los Angeles Rams 20. Cleveland Browns 19. Detroit Lions 18.Continue reading “NFL Uniform Rankings”

If Minnesota Only Drafts Cornerbacks And Offensive Linemen, I’ll Be Happy.

Most people would consider a team drafting only two positions a bad draft strategy. ESPN would certainly give that team a big fat “F” on their draft report card, but if the Vikings did this, I wouldn’t hate it. I’d call it a bold draft strategy. I realize their are some other areas of need,Continue reading “If Minnesota Only Drafts Cornerbacks And Offensive Linemen, I’ll Be Happy.”

If Zion Develops A Three Ball That’s Money From The Locker Room And Hits Up A Pizza Ranch, He Could Be As Good As Snacks Lee

Snacks is a big boy, that’s no secret, but he’s a big boy with a jumper that is “straight cash homie” from the opposing teams showers, and that was a secret until March 2nd 2020. It was a secret until he hit the shot heard ’round the world. With a name like Snacks it’s onlyContinue reading “If Zion Develops A Three Ball That’s Money From The Locker Room And Hits Up A Pizza Ranch, He Could Be As Good As Snacks Lee”

My Hottest Takes (Sports and Other)

Tom Brady is currently the most overrated player in the NFL. Fajitas are gross. Pineapple belongs on pizza. I would not draft Joe Burrow #1 overall, I wouldn’t even take him as the first QB. NFL football should always be played in a dome. NFL football and NBA Basketball > College (Except March Madness). TheContinue reading “My Hottest Takes (Sports and Other)”

Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome

Over the course of my life I have developed a variety of strong opinions and hot takes. These range from Oreos being a below average cookie without milk, to Tom Brady currently being the most overrated player in the NFL. One of my absolute hottest takes is that NFL football should be played in aContinue reading “Hot Take: Football Should Be Played In A Dome”

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