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Cardale Jones Didn’t Come To The XFL To Play School

Cardale is absolutely slinging it out here. This dude is a grown ass MAN. He is a tank, a man among boys. I need more of him. Thank god college isn’t trying to bring him down anymore. No more bullshit classes for you Cardale, the XFL is your university and the defense is your exam.Continue reading “Cardale Jones Didn’t Come To The XFL To Play School”

Please Stop Trying To Trade Stefon Diggs

Now I don’t know if the Minnesota Vikings are actually thinking about trading Diggs, but Twitter and the media certainly are, and I’d like it to stop. When I’m playing franchise mode in Madden, grinding away every night, ignoring my family, trying to build a Super Bowl roster, do you know what I never do?Continue reading “Please Stop Trying To Trade Stefon Diggs”

I’m Done With The Tom Brady Drama

I’d like to preface this by saying that I’ve always liked Tom Brady, and I’ve actually always wanted him to win when he’s been in the Super Bowl. This is for mainly for two reasons. First, the Vikings are never playing in it, and second, I enjoy greatness. With that being said though I amContinue reading “I’m Done With The Tom Brady Drama”

“what Memphis [Grizzlies basketball] is about”

Following a short representation of Memphis Grizzly Basketball. Andre Iguodala has nothing to worry about.

Turns Out I Felt Like Poop Because Of Sleep Apnea, Not The Vikings.

I assumed that not sleeping well and feeling drowsy, fatigued, and overall like a piece of microwaved dog poop was due to being a Minnesota Vikings fan. I figured that it was Pat Elflein’s blocking that woke me up a night, and Xavier Rhodes’ defense that had me feeling down in the dumps. It madeContinue reading “Turns Out I Felt Like Poop Because Of Sleep Apnea, Not The Vikings.”

I Will Start WW3

World War 3 has been a hot topic to start 2020. Personally, I’m convinced it’s going to happen, but not for the same reasons that the general public thinks. The public doesn’t know about the battle that has been waging right beneath their hairy ass noses. A true battle between good and evil. A battleContinue reading “I Will Start WW3”

The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent

According to a recent SI article, 23 former Vikings are on currently on XFL rosters. That seems like a lot. I don’t have any numbers to compare it to, so I’m going to assume that I’m right, and that it is a lot. I’m not sure how to feel about this. 23 former Vikings haveContinue reading “The Minnesota Vikings Have An Eye For XFL Talent”

I Guarantee That Whichever Team Wins The NBA All Star Game Will Not Realize It Right Away.

First off, I would like to congratulate the creator of the new All Star Game rules for uniting the internet. I would have thought that it would have been easier to unite Democrats and Republicans, or North Korea and South Korea, but here we are. Everyone on the world wide web is thoroughly confused aboutContinue reading “I Guarantee That Whichever Team Wins The NBA All Star Game Will Not Realize It Right Away.”

Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.

I fully understand trying to emulate the Minnesota Vikings. It’s a classy, successful organization with the best fans in the world and they get to play football in beautiful Minneapolis. There is a lot to be jealous of. But no matter how many of their coaches you hire, or try to hire, you won’t beContinue reading “Hey Cleveland, You Can Try To Build Minnesota East, But You Can’t Polish A Turd.”

If You Could Take One Player From Each Of Your Division Rivals, Who Would You Take?

This question has been going around Twitter a lot recently so I thought I’d give it a proper response. If you’re new here, and couldn’t tell by my twitter account or by the name of the blog, I am a Minnesota Vikings fan. This means I can pick one player from the Detroit Lions, GreenContinue reading “If You Could Take One Player From Each Of Your Division Rivals, Who Would You Take?”